I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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