He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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