I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i dont even know how to be here
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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