I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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