i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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