talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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