he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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