dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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