sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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