This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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