he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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