no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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