i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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