You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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