He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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