I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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