No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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