But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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