I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
