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Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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