Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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