we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
