I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just pee around me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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