I'm really into asian looking animals
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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