Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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