Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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