Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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