Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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