remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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