If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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