I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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