This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i think im in europe. pls send help
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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