But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I will die if light touches me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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