Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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