He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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