may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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