Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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