so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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