I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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