You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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