party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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