Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So. Much. Porn.
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