is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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