Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
