I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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