Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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