If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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