walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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