Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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