PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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